Life Lessons

1) Never let a drunk person make themselves a "mixed" drink. It will end up being 99% alcohol.
2) Jack Daniels: The nice warm sensation isn't worth it.
3) Don't ask friends to watch your back. Unless they are really an angel sent by God to protect you, after a few drinks they will find it amusing to push you into doing exactly what you didn't want to do.
4) Drugs and alcohol are probably not the best things to mix together.
5) Throwing up does not mean you won't have a hangover the next day.
6) Unless you want to drown, you probably shouldn't swim and drink.
7) Pictures of you running around looking like a dumbass with a beer in your hand? Wait until your 21. It won't end well. Trust me.
8) You know that rhyme: "Liquor before Beer, have no fear. Beer before Liquor, never been sicker."? It may sounds like an old wives tale, and it might be. But it's also true.
9) In drivers ed, when they tell you that the only cure from being drunk is time, well, they aren't kidding. They actually aren't quite as dumb as they seem.
10) Hangover Suck,

Ah, the things you learn in highschool.